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The Worst Possible Things A Person Can Say On A First Date

6/27/2016

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So proud of this eeriness.

This could also be used as a list of quick tips for how to get out of a first date.

  • I can’t wait for you to meet my mom!
  • Do you want children?
  • How much do you make, annually?
  • We should adopt.
  • What’s your foot size?
  • Least favorite movie? Mean Girls.
  • Have you ever considered corseting?
  • I love you.
  • Oh, you almost looked cute there for a second!
  • I know. (Following every statement about your own life. Every. Single. One.)
  • Spiders are my passion. I have seven aquariums of them back in my room, wanna see?
  • Beyoncé’s ok, I just think she looks like a man.
  • You eat like a starving animal.
  • Wow, I’ve never seen anyone eat that slow.
  • Which Axis dictator would you be? I’d be Hitler, cause of my artistic side.
  • Credit cards are amazing! I’ve got 10. Gotta keep up that Yeezy lifestyle till I’m making that Yeezy money, amiright?
  • I’ve never gotten through a musical without falling asleep.
  • Guess it’s time for you to make peace with your god. Or whatever.

Ugh, the shudder is real. Friday I’ll be bringing you more worthy film picks, so I’ll see you then! Metaphorically!


-K
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1/24/2020 11:16:33 pm

I've never been to a formal date like this, but I am sure that it's a lot harder when you are on it. Thank you for the tips you have cited above! Now I know what to do if ever I'll be on a date soon. There are things you should never say on a date, especially if that's going to be first time for the both of you. You can discuss with so many topics, you just have to know what could that be! It could be about your favorite movies something where you share the same interest.

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